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Women need to learn that, sometimes, a blank canvas is more beautiful than the painting. (Taken with instagram)

I don’t get why it’s not stereotypically “attractive” for girls to be funny as hell. I’m not one dimensional, so why would I ever want to be a boring puss who can’t make others smile without acting like a ditz. I’d rather be unattractive, funny as hell and liked for who I genuinely am then attractive, boring and only liked for what I wear and acting dumb.

theannoyingskwid:

HE IS A REAL LIFE HERO

way better than any hipster gifs on Tumblr

Follow the FUNNIEST blog in Bikini Bottom

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Taken with instagram

Blue eyes :) #bored #swag (Taken with instagram)

paging-doctorfaggot:

You’re fat.

You’re ugly.

You have terrible taste in music.

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